Minstrel Number from White Christmas

Minstrel Number Lyrics

Mister Bones, Mister Bones
How do you feel, Mister Bones?

Rattlin'!

Mister Bones feels rattlin'!
ha, ha, that's a good one
Tell a little story, Mister Bones

A funny little story, Mister Bones

How can you keep an angry dog from biting you on Monday?

That joke is old, the answer is to kill the dog on Sunday

That's not the way to keep a dog from biting you on Monday

How would you bring the thing about?

Have the doggie's teeth pulled out!

Oh, Mister Bones, that's terrible!

Yes, Mister Bones, that's terrible!

I know of a doctor

Tell about him, do

Sad to say, one day he fell
Right into a great big well

That's too bad

It serves him right

Why speak in such a tone?

He should have attended to the sick
And let the well alone

That's a joke that was told
By the minstrel men we miss
When Georgie Primrose used to sing
And dance to a song like this:

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