Elliot (The Goodbye Girl): "I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around, I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also, I sleep in the nude. "Au buffo" winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open, and because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night and because I do not want to put on jammies, which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education, I'd keep my door closed."
Bill B.B. Babowsky (Tin Men): "What do I wanna pay? I wanna pay nothing."
Glenn Holland (Mr. Holland's Opus): "Playing music is supposed to be fun. It's about heart, it's about feelings, moving people, and something beautiful, and it's not about notes on a page. I can teach you notes on a page, I can't teach you that other stuff."
Chris Lecce (Another Stakeout): "If this assignment gets blown, I want to go on record right now, that this is the most stupid, dimwitted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with."
Dr. Leo Marvin (What About Bob?): "You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone!"