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Kevin Kline Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Kevin Kline.

Howard Brackett (In & Out):
"This is my Peter - uh, my ... friend ... Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!"

Luc Teyssier (French Kiss):
"I like you. But I don't like the way you say with your face all scrunched up, "you're French, aren't you?" And then I don't like how you say, with your eyes all squinty, "all men are bastards."

William Hundert (The Prairie Home Companion):
"The show had been on the air since Jesus was in the 3rd grade."

Guy Noir (The Emperor's Club):
"Great ambition and conquest without contribution is without significance. What will your contribution be? How will history remember you?"

Cole Porter (De-Lovely):
"Two people who wanted too much from each other."

Otto (A Fish Called Wanda):
"Don't call me stupid."

Jeffrey Anderson (Soapdish):
"See, my theory is that all the characters are Hamlet: it's all happening in Hamlet's head. So you only need one actor."

Mack (Grand Canyon):
"This is difficult stuff. Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you'll learn in life.."

Dave Kovic (Dave):
"She's great. She's really exotic! She's a princess! She's Polynesian--well, half Polynesian, and half American. She's... Amnesian."

President Grant (Wild Wild West):
"Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two."

Harold (The Big Chill):
"There is no other music, not in my house."

Vince McCain (Fierce Creatures):
"And I want to thank you all, personally, for the incredible enthusiasm that you've shown vis-à-vis our latest new innovative initiative. You look fantastic! You're no longer a bunch of smelly old animal keepers. No, as of today, you are official Theme Zoo Visitation Enhancement Facilitators!"

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Kevin Kline made a big-screen behind-the-scenes spoof of soap operas called Soapdish. On which real soap opera did he appear early on in his career?