Chili Palmer (Get Shorty): "Whew, this movie business is tough. I might just have to go back to loan-sharking for a while to get some vacation."
Vic Deakins (Broken Arrow): "Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"
George Malley (Phenomenon): "Well, let's get specific, Bob! I mean, if the guy's still alive, born in California, October 3rd, 1928, 10 PM, he's 67 years, 9 months, 22 days, 14 hours, and ... and 12 minutes. If he was born in New York, he's 3 hours older, now isn't he?"
Michael (Michael): "You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love."
Governor Jack Stanton (Primary Colors): "I'm going to tell you something really outrageous. I'm going to tell you the truth."
Paul Brenner (The General's Daughter): "Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation, or plain old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual."
Adam Lawrence (Perfect): "Always treat a famous person as if they're not. And a person who's not as if they were."