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Jim Carrey Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Jim Carrey.

Count Olaf (Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events):
"All that I ask is that you do every little thing that pops into my head, while I enjoy the enormous fortune your parents left behind."

Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective):
"All righty then."

The Mask (The Mask):
"Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!"

Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber):
"I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about Aspen."

The Riddler (Batman Forever):
"Riddle me this, and riddle me that: who is afraid of the big, black bat?"

Fletcher Reede (Liar, Liar):
"Here it goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and SPEEDING!"

Chip Douglas (The Cable Guy):
"Come on Stevie, time to leavey, It's the fun bus man!"

Fletcher Reede (Liar, Liar):
"I hold *myself* in contempt! Why should you be any different?"

The Riddler (Batman Forever):
"Tell the fat lady she's on in five."

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