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Jack Nicholson Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Jack Nicholson.

Harry (Something's Gotta Give):
"I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth."

Frank Costello (The Departed):
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."

Edward Cole (The Bucket List):
"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round."

Dr. Buddy Rydell (Anger Management):
"Dave, there are two kinds of angry people - explosive and implosive. Explosive is the type of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking his coupon. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and then finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier."

Jack Torrance (The Shining):
"He-e-e-e-re's Johnny!"

Colonel Nathan Jessup (A Few Good Men):
"You can't handle the truth."

Melvin Udall (As Good As It Gets):
"You make me want to be a better man."

Jake Gittes (Chinatown):
"He passed away two weeks ago and he brought the land a week ago… That's unusual."

R.P. McMurphy (One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest):
"I'm here to cooperate with you one hundred percent. One hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with you. You watch. 'Cause I think we ought to get to the bottom of R.P. McMurphy."

Eugene O'Neill (Reds):
"If you were mine, I wouldn't share you with anybody or anything. It'd be just you and me. You'd be at the center of it all. It'd feel a lot more like love than being left alone with your work."

Daryl Van Horne (The Witches of Eastwick):
"Do you think God knew what he was doing when he created woman?"

Bill Rorich (Broadcast News):
"This is a brutal layoff. And all because they couldn't program Wednesday nights."

Charley Partanna (Prizzi's Honor):
"Do I like her? Do I marry her? Which one of these?"

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The Witches of Eastwick

Jack Nicholson played a patriotic Colonel in A Few Good Men. In which movie did he play the President of the United States?