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Jack Lemmon Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Jack Lemmon.

Ensign Pulver (Mister Roberts):
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight."

Professor Fate (The Great Race):
"Push the button, Max."

George Kellerman (The Out-of-Towners):
"I may be just a wet, insignificant out-of-towner, but you people took up with the wrong person."

Jerry (Some Like It Hot):
"Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs. "

C.C. Baxter (The Apartment):
"It's a must! Gracious living-wise. "

Felix (The Odd Couple):
"I'm a neurotic nut, but you're crazy!"

Mel (The Prisoner of Second Avenue):
"I haven't had a real piece of bread in thirty years. If I'd known I would have saved some rolls when I was a kid."

President Russell P. Kramer (My Fellow Americans):
"I had only one assassination attempt against me and you had three!"

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