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Billy Crystal Movie Quotes



Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Billy Crystal.



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
When Harry Met Sally



"I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
The Princess Bride

"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
The Princess Bride



"Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
America's Sweethearts
"Survival rule number three, kid. You're not here to love anyone. You're here to promote a movie. That's it. Period. Say you're here and you get word that your mother died. You know, like, hit by a bus or something. You go downstairs, you shed a tear, and you say, It's a shame. She would have loved this movie."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
Analyze This
"What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?"



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
Analyze This



"Just hit the pillow."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
City Slickers
"I was just ropin' over there, thought I'd mossey on over. I never moseyed before, I hope I did it right."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
"Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz."



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
Running Scared
"Excuse me, We're from Noisebusters. Do you know where the Menudo concert is?"



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
Forget Paris
"Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life?"



Billy Crystal Movie Quotes from
Throw Momma From the Train
"One little murder and you are Jack the Ripper."






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In how many scenes did Billy Crystal's character Miracle Max appear in The Princess Bride?

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