Adam Sandler Famous Lines
Here are a few of our favorite lines from Adam Sandler.
Longfellow Deeds: (Mr. Deeds):
"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."
Barry: (Punch-Drunk Love):
"Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25¢ a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life."
Bobby Bucher (The Waterboy):
"Now that's what I call high quality H2O."
Dink the Clown (Shakes the Clown):
"First I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow."
Billy Madison (Billy Madison):
"Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!"
Happy Gilmore (Happy Gilmore):
"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."
Robbie (The Wedding Singer):
"Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine."
Robbie (The Wedding Singer):
"Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine."
Sonny Koufax (Big Daddy):
"Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."
Bobby Bucher (The Waterboy):
" My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
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