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Adam Sandler Movie Quotes



Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Adam Sandler.


Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Spanglish
"They should name a gender after you. Looking at you doesn't do it, staring is the only way that makes sense. And trying not to blink so you don't miss anything. And all of that and you're you."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Mr. Deeds
"It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Punch-Drunk Love



"Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they'll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding... for 25 cents a cup... comes in packages of four. But insanely... the barcodes... are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That's worth 500... with the coupon it's 1,000 miles. It's a marketing mistake but I'm taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Shakes the Clown
"First I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it slow."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Billy Madison
"Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!"



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Happy Gilmore



"You stupid ball. Why didn't you just go home. That's your home. Are you too good for your home? Answer me!"



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Happy Gilmore
"If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
The Wedding Singer



"Now let's cut the stupid cake because I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon ... And while we do that here's a little mood music for you."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
The Wedding Singer
"Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance...me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
Big Daddy
"Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or talking."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
The Waterboy



"Captain Insano shows no mercy."



Adam Sandler Movie Quotes from
The Waterboy
"Now that's what I call high quality H2O."






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Why did Adam Sandler's character Billy Madison have to repeat grades 1 through 12?

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