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Men in Black Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Men in Black.

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"Put up your arms and all your flippers."

Edgar ( Vincent D'Onofrio ):
"You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers."
"Your proposal is acceptable."

"If you were half the man that I am..."
J ( Will Smith ):
"What the hell are you talking about? I am half the man that you are."

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate capacity to an unlicensed cephalopoid, Jeebs!"
Jeebs ( Tony Shalhoub ):
"He looked all right to me."

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"All right, it's confiscated, all of it. And I want you on the next transport off this rock or I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back."

Zed ( Rip Torn ):
"Gentlemen, congratulations. You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training. Now if you'll just follow me. We have one more test to administer: an eye exam."

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"They wanted to use the Earth as an apolitical zone for creatures without a planet. Did you ever see the movie Casablanca? Same thing. Except no Nazis."

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"At any given time, there are around 1500 aliens on the planet, most of them right here in Manhattan. And most of them are decent enough. They're just trying to make a living."

K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"1500 years ago, everybody knew that the earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew that the earth was flat. And 15 minutes ago, you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow."

J ( Will Smith ):
"Know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

Zed ( Rip Torn ):
"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here."

J ( Will Smith ):
"Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S."

Beatrice ( Siobhan Fallon ):
"Are you here to make fun of me too?"
K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"No, ma'am. We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense of humor that we're aware of. May we come in?"

Laurel ( Linda Fiorentino ):
"I hate the living."

J ( Will Smith ):
"You do know Elvis is dead, right?"
K ( Tommy Lee Jones ):
"No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home."

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