Die Hard Famous Lines

Here are a few of our favorite lines from Die Hard.

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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Come to the coast. We'll get together. Have a few laughs."


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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Eight million terrorists in the world and I got to kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."


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Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman):
"Who are you then?"
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Just a fly in the ointent. A monkey in the wrench. A pain in the ass."


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Mr. Takagi (James Shigeta):
"You want money? What kind of terrorists are you."
Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman):
"Who said we were terrorists?"


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Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman):
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho. Ho. Ho."


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Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman):
"You are most troublesome for a security guard."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Sorry Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for the double Jeopardy where the scores can really change?"


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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"I didn't realize you celebrated Christmas in Japan."
Mr. Takagi (James Shigeta):
"Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."


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Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman):
"I wanted this to be professional, efficient and cooperative. Unfortunately Mr. Takagee didn't see it that way so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life."


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Ellis (Hart Bochner):
"Hey, babe. I negotiate million deals for breakfast I think I can handle this Eurotrash."


Die Harder Famous Lines



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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"The only people to go to this much trouble are professionals. Not luggage thieves and not punks."


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Colonel Stuart (Bill Sadler):
"That concludes our object lesson for this evening."


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Carmine Lorenzo (Dennis Franz):
"It's time to kick ass."


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Trudeau (Fred Thompson):
"Stack 'em. Pack 'em. And rack 'em."


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Carmine Lorenzo (Dennis Franz):
"You are in my little pond now. And I am the big fish who runs it."


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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Did it just get better or worse?"


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Captain Grant (John Amos):
"You are the wrong guy and the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"That's the story of my life."


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Colonel Stuart (Bill Sadler):
"Now you're gonna pay the penalty."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"I've got five dead cops down here. Isn't that penalty enough."


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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"And lesson one starts with killing policeman? What's lesson two, a neutron bomb."


Die Hard With a Vengenance Famous Lines


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Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"Not even God knows what you're doing."


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Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"You are about to have a very bad day."


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Simon Gruber (Jeremy Irons):
"I want to play a game. Simon Says."


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Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"You famous or something?"
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"For about five minutes."
Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"Don't tell me. Rodney King right?"


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John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"You're a racist. You don't like me cause I'm white."
Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"I don't like you because you're gonna get me killed."


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Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"I'm not jumping through hoops for some psycho. That's a white man with white problems. You deal with him. Call me when he crosses 110th street."


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Zeus Carver ( Samuel L. Jackson ):
"I told you Park Drive was always jammed."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"I didn't say Park Drive. I said drive through the park."


Live Free or Die Hard Famous Lines


John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Another day in paradise."


Matt Farrell (Justin Long):
"Good luck at the bad timing awards."


John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Is the circus in town?"


John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"That's gonna wake the neighbors."


John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"That's enough of this Kung Fu shit."


Computer Hacker:
"What's with all the guns?"
Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant):
"Operational prudence. Think of them as hardware to your software."


Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant):
"I feel like we've gotten off on the wrong foot and because of that you think I'm the bad guy. Nothing could be further from the truth. I'm the good guy here."


Thomas Gabriel (Timothy Olyphant):
"On your tombstone it should read always in the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"How about yipee kay yay, mother ....."


John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"Pretty lucky shot, huh?"
Matt Farrell (Justin Long):
"Yeah, lucky. You just killed a helicopter with a car."
John McClane ( Bruce Willis ):
"I ran out of bullets."


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