Austin Powers Famous Lines
Here are a few of our favorite lines from Austin Powers.
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!"
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"Finally, we come to my number two man. His name… Number Two. For thirty years Number Two has run Virtucon, the legitimate face of my evil empire."
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars!"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Name: Austin Danger Powers. Sex: yes please!"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"I won't bite… hard."
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Do I make you horny? Randy?"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Shall we shag now? Or shall we shag later?"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Allow myself to introduce… myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah."
Number Two (Robert Wagner):
"My name is Number Two. This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina."
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"Dr. Evil! I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called MISTER Evil, thank you very much."
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Oh groovy, baby!"
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death."
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The Spy Who Shagged Me Famous Lines
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie: not evil enough."
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Groovy, baby!"
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"I shall call him… Mini-me."
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"As you know, every diabolical scheme that I have hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?"
Scott Evil (Seth Green):
"Because you never kill him when you get the chance to and you're a big dope."
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"It's all going perfectly to plan!"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Those are skintight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"
Felicity Shagwell (
Heather Graham
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"You can start by buying me a drink."
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Felicity Shagwell (
Heather Graham
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"Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name. Shag very well by reputation."
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"Do you know what's remarkable? Is how much England looks in no way like Southern Calirfornia."
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Fat Bastard (
Mike Myers
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"I'm bigger than you! I'm higher on the food chain - get in my belly!"
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Dr. Evil (
Mike Myers
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"Can I have a hug?"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"How does that feel, baby?"
Felicity Shagwell (
Heather Graham
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"Hmm. Lower."
Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"How does that feel, baby?"
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Austin Powers (
Mike Myers
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"You're very shagedelic."
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