Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Tommy Lee Jones.
Sheriff Ed Tom Bell (No Country For Old Men): "I always figured when I got older, God would sorta come inta my life somehow. And he didn't. I don't blame him. If I was him I would have the same opinion of me that he does."
Sam Gerrard (The Fugitive): "What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and dog house in that area."
Travis Lehman (Double Jeopardy): "There are no second chances here! This is the Last Chance House!"
Agent Kay (Men in Black): "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
Harvey Two-Face (Batman Forever): "One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, anchovies grow legion. Why? Why why why why why? Luck! Blind stupid simple doo-dah clueless luck!"
Woodrow F. Call (Lonesome Dove): "I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it."
Hank Marshall (Blue Sky): "You take water, for example. Sometimes it's water, sometimes it's ice. Sometimes it's steam, vapor. It always the same old H2O. It only changes its properties. Your mother's like that. She's like water."
Ryan Gaerity (Blown Away): "I've come to create a new country called chaos, and a new government called anarchy."
Brad Little (Fire Birds): "Rules of engagement: one, whoever sees the other person first is the winner; two, whoever gets seen first is toast."