Bull Durham Church of Baseball Speech

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Susan Sarandon was forty years old when she got the part of a lifetime - the quirky, sexy and funny Annie Savoy in one of the best baseball comedies ever made, Bull Durhan. Her character, Annie Savoy, has a lot to say about a lot of topics but no speech is as famous as the "Church of Baseball" monologue. We've repeated it here ... but BUY IT NOW! and see this classic performance for yourself.

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball and it's never boring ... which make it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you gotta relax and concentrate. Besides I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250 ... not unless he had a lot of RBI's and was a great glove up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident and they make me feel safe and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime, what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul is the Church of Baseball."