Freddie (Feeling Minnesota): "I dream of being in a Las Vegas hotel where all of the towels smell like Downy Fabric Softener."
Mary (There's Something About Mary): "You know, I don't think they have enough meats on sticks. No seriously, if you think about it, they have plenty of sweets, right? They have lollipops. They have fudgcicles. They have popcicles. But they don't have any other meat on sticks."
Celine Navalle (A Life Less Ordinary): "If word got around that I had been liberated for half a million dollars, I could never show my face in polite society again. Diamonds have no value except that which is placed upon them."