Ben Stiller Movie Quotes
Here are a few of our favorite lines from Ben Stiller.
Derek Zoolander (Zoolander):
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
White Goodman (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story):
"Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freakin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"
Greg Focker (Meet the Fockers):
"Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?"
Larry (Night at the Museum):
"Civil war dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sake. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery is bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get The Allman Brothers and Nascar. So just chill!"
Mr. Furious (Mystery Men):
"After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury."
Greg Focker (Meet the Parents):
"Do I think you're crazy? YES!"
Jake Schram (Keeping the Faith):
"God was showing off when he made you."
Ted Stroehmann (There's Something About Mary):
"I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name."
The Nursing Home Orderly (Happy Gilmore):
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, grandma."
Michael Grates (Reality Bites):
"Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you."
Steve Arlo (Zero Effect):
"Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jetliner but you don't know how to file a tax return? ...It's never come up? ...Does this have to happen right now? ...No, that's a "W-2." "WW2" was the Second World War."
Mr. Furious (Mystery Men):
"I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines!"
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