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Ben Stiller Movie Quotes



Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Ben Stiller.



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Zoolander
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Zoolander



"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Tropic Thunder
"Goodbye mama, now you can have ice cream in heavan! I'll see you again tonight when I go to bed in my head movies. But this head movie makes my eyes rain!"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Greenberg
"The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did cos your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know Agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
"Well, that's it. Good guy wins. Bad guy loses. Big freakin' surprise. That's the problem with the American cinema: Can't handle any complexity. "Whoa! Don't make me think!"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Meet the Fockers



"Look, Jack I'm not going to make any excuses. Little Jack would not stop crying so gave him some hugs and I let him watch TV. I went to answer the phone, I was gone a second, and when I came back, he let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. OK?"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Meet the Parents



"Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Night at the Museum
"Civil war dudes! You guys are brothers, for God's sake. You gotta stop fighting. North wins. Slavery is bad. Sorry. Don't want to burst your bubble but South you guys get The Allman Brothers and Nascar. So just chill!"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Mystery Men



"Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Keeping the Faith
"God was showing off when he made you."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
There's Something About Mary



"Are you the little guy making all that big noise?"



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Reality Bites
"Have I stepped over some line in the sands of coolness with you? Because excuse me if somebody doesn't know the secret handshake with you."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Zero Effect
"Are you telling me you can speak six languages and fly a jetliner but you don't know how to file a tax return? ...It's never come up? ...Does this have to happen right now? ...No, that's a "W-2." "WW2" was the Second World War."



Ben Stiller Movie Quotes from
Happy Gilmore



"You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. You're in my world now, Grandma."






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