Lethal Weapon Famous Lines

Here are a few of our favorite lines from Lethal Weapon.

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"I don't make things complicated. That's just how things get all on their own."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"I'll tell you a secret … I'm not crazy."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Every single day I wake up and think of a reason not to do it. Every single day. And you know way I don't do it? This is going to make you laugh. You know why I don't do it? The job. Doing the job. Now that's the reason."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"You're gonna have to trust me."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"Through?"
Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"I haven't even started yet."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"I've seen this place on lifestyles of the rich and shameless."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?"
Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"I haven't killed you yet."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Do you really want to jump? Do you really? Well, that's fine with me. Let's do it."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"That's a real badge. I'm a real cop. And this is a real gun."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon."

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Leo Getz (Joe Pesci):
"I'm Leo Getz and whatever you want, Leo gets."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Guys like you don't die on toilets."

Captain Murphy (Stephen Kahan):
"Don't make jokes, Murtaugh, make arrests!"

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Well, as usual, you people have everything all upside down and turned around and back to front."

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Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Look there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact. Trust me okay? Trust me!"
Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"That's usually my first mistake."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay. But not dogs."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"I'm chaos and he's mayhem. We're a double act."

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Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"What if he turns around and shoots us with that assault rifle?"
Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Well he hasn't yet. Have you thought about that? Don't be a don't-be. Be a do-be C'mon Rodge. Be positive."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked and now my boat sunk."

Roger Murtaugh (Danny Glover):
"Leo has a B.S. in B.S."

Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"We, yeah. He's damn good. I mean, how did he do that thing with the gun? How the hell did he do that? I mean he took my gun apart with one deft move. How did he do that? Huh? How?"

Lorna Cole (Rene Russo):
"What happened last night?"
Martin Riggs ( Mel Gibson ):
"Oh, gunfight, explosions, sharks. You know, the usual."


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