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Batman Movie Quotes

Here are a few of our favorite movie quotes from Batman.

Alexander Knox ( Robert Wuhl ):
"Lieutenant is there a six foot bat in Gotham City? And if so, is he on the police payroll? And if so, what's he pulling down ... after taxes?"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Jack? Jack is dead my friend. You can call me Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier."

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Wait till they get a load of me."

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Batman? Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press."

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"I'm only laughing on the outside ... My smile is just skin deep ... If you could see inside I'm really crying ... You might join me for a weep. "

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"And now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But as my plastic surgeon always says, if you've got to go, go with a smile."

The Joker ( Jack Nicholson ):
"You idiot. You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn't easy to get over and don't think that I didn't try. "

Batman ( Michael Keaton ):
"I made you? You made me first."

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In Batman, Vicki Vale has a photograph published on the cover of which magazine?