Here are a few of our favorite lines from The Wedding Singer.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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You want to be like Fonzi, don't you?
Sammy (Allen Covert):
Yes, I do.
Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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You're on your way.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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All right remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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Mrs. Sullivan (Christina Pickles):
You've got to get married before your hips start spreading and you grow facial hair, which, by the way, comes from you're father's mother. She looks like Magnum P.I. for god's sake.
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Linda (Angela Featherstone):
Oh, yeah, living in your sister's basement with five kids while you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs at a whopping sixty bucks a pop?
Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention yesterday!
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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You know it's funny. Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance, me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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Now let's cut the stupid cake cause I know the fat guy's gonna have a heart attack if we don't eat again soon.
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Holly (Christine Taylor):
Hey Glen, I hear you're going to have your bachelor party Friday night before the wedding. Are you going to be all right with that? I mean, you might miss Miami Vice.
Glen (Matthew Glave):
Nope. Summer. Reruns. I'm all set.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me, I don't feel blue.
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Jimmie Moore (Jon Lovitz):
He's losing his mind. And I'm reaping all the benefits.
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Mr. Simms (Kevin Nealon):
Do you have any experience?
Robbie (
Adam Sandler
):
No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like it. I use it. I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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We're living in a material world, and I am a material girl. Or boy.
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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Please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
Linda (Angela Featherstone):
Oh, OK. So you're still pissed about that wedding thing?
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Robbie (
Adam Sandler
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I go a confession to make: that song was about you. I'm in love with you.
Julia (
Drew Barrymore
):
I am so in love with you.
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