Here are a few of our favorite lines from There's Something About Mary.
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Ted (
Ben Stiller
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"I couldn't believe that she knew my name! Some of my best friends didn't know my name."
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Pat Healy (Matt Dillon):
"Looks like we found your Mary, Ted. Husband: negative. Children and a labrador: negative. Tight little package: affirmative."
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Pat Healy (Matt Dillon):
"I'd say she was a deuce, deuce and a half. Not bad."
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Magda (Lin Shaye)
"My little Puffy is gonna tell you everything you need to know about that guy in about 2 seconds flat. If Puffy starts yapping, he's a loser. If he likes him, then you've got yourself a keeper."
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"Mr. Stroehmann, on behalf of the entire South Carolina law enforcement community, I would like to apologize to you for any pain or temporary inconvenience that you have been caused."
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Pat Healy (Matt Dillon):
"I get a high from helping all God's creatures."
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Dom (Chris Elliott):
"Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun. Of course that's why you're nervous."
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Tucker (Lee Evans):
"My real name's Norm. I'm a pizza delivery boy. Here, look, here's my ID."
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Mary (
Cameron Diaz
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"What is that? On your ear. No, your left ear. Is that… Is that hair gel? Great! I could use some. I just ran out."
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Mary (
Cameron Diaz
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"You know, I don't think they have enough meats on sticks. No seriously, if you think about it, they have plenty of sweets, right? They have lollipops. They have fudgcicles. They have popcicles. But they don't have any other meat on sticks.
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Ted (
Ben Stiller
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"Hey, are you the little guy making all that big noise?"
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Pat Healy (Matt Dillon):
"You asked me to follow around your girl and I did. And then the truth is, I started to like her."
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