Mike Myers Famous Lines

Here are a few of our favorite lines from Mike Myers.
Shrek: (Shrek 2):
"Aww, look at him, in his wee lil' boots! I mean, how many cats can wear boots? Honestly?"
Shrek: (Shrek):
"Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up."
The Cat: (The Cat in the Hat):
"Without my hat, I'm just your garden variety six-foot tall talking cat."
Dr. Evil (The Spy Who Shagged Me):
"Mini-me, you complete me."
Wayne Campbell (Wayne's World):
"I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everyone liked. They left that to the Bee Gees."
Dr. Evil (The Spy Who Shagged Me):
"You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough."
Charlie MacKenzie (So I Married an Axe Murderer):
"I think I'm dating Mrs. X!"
Wayne Campbell (Wayne's World 2):
"What I'd really like to do is something extraordinary. Something big. Something mega. Something copious. Something capacious. Something cajunga! But I'll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter."
Austin Powers (Austin Powers):
"Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!"
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers):
"It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much."
Austin Powers (The Spy Who Shagged Me):
"I put the 'grrrr' in swinger baby, yeah!"
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