The Waco Kid (Blazing Saddles): "You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. They're people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know - morons."
Leo Bloom (The Producers): "I'm hysterical! I'm having hysterics. I'm hysterical. I can't stop when I get like this. I can't stop. I'm hysterical. Oh my god. Ah-la-la-la."
Leo Bloom (The Producers): "Let's assume, just for the moment, that you are a dishonest man."
Dr. Frederick von Frankenstein (Young Frankenstein): "No, it's pronounced "Fronkensteen.""
Dr. Frederick von Frankenstein (Young Frankenstein): "For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!"
Sigerson Holmes (The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother): "The clue obviously lies in the word "cheddar." Let's see now. Seven letters. Rearranged, they come to, let me see: "Rachedd." "Dechdar." "Drechad." "Chaderd" - hello, chaderd! Unless I'm very much mistaken, chaderd is the Egyptian word meaning "to eat fat." Now we're getting somewhere!"